lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

apart from all the penises i met so many lovely people on omegle. 

snazziest:

Condoms can’t protect against cooties

going through the tumblr tag on omegle…

I never want to see a naked man again.

i am three years behind in my math homework

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.